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excelsis ([personal profile] excelsis) wrote2011-08-24 09:05 pm

WATCHING 9 LIVES OF CHLOE KING EPISODE 9

Prickly rose thing = OH MY GOD HOW CHEESY IS THIS SHOW. It makes PLL look Shakespearean.


Alek: *is a turd* *nasty, condescending stuff about how he hates Cat Hat*
Chloe: Like it or not, he's a part of my life. You have to accept it.
BAMF CHLOE.


Lol Chloe's mom wanting girl talk while Alek is sitting there reading Chloe's stuff under her bed.


Amy: He stole you roses?! Oh, that is so -
Paul: Illegal? Cheap?
Paul is my spirit animal.


Jasmine gettin' a boo? YES. I love Jasmine.


Jasmine is so fierce.
YEAH AND THE KITCHEN DUDE STOPPED THE GUY.
Jasmine: Thanks, that guy stole my camera.
And she thinks fast on her feet. ILH.


Jasmine: *stuff how she can't go on a date to her date because Chloe needs her*
Alek: No, you go out. I'll get someone else.
Jasmine: Really?
Alek: Sure. I'd hate for you to miss out on a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Jasmine: *FALCON PUNCH*
I love Alek and Jasmine's sibling relationship.


But it makes Alek look even more douchey for his human racism to Chloe.


I love Chloe using her Mai powers to bond with her mom's boyfriend's daughter. Chloe would make an awesome therapist as a cover job.


WAIT VANESSA MET HIM ONLINE?
Chloe that WAS dumb advice to tell her.


Chloe: I couldn't do that, ever (run away).
That's because you love your mom too much to freak her out like that, Chloe. You're a sweetie pie.


That's good, Chloe, don't let Alek control the people you see. That's such abusive behavior.
ALEK: Most girls would be flattered.
ABUSIVE BEHAVIOR.
CHLOE: *DOES NOT PUT UP WITH THAT ABUSIVE BULL SHIT*
BAM! ILU CHLOE


I crack ship Alek/Paul. /REGRET NOTHING


Alek: Has she always been difficult?
YOU MEAN BE HER OWN PERSON? smh


PAUL YOU ARE SUCH AN AWESOME NEGOTIATOR.


Paul: You can't fix Chloe, she's not broken.
I LOVE YOU PAUL.


Cat Hat: *makes Chloe feel appreciated*


Alek: *punches car widow*
No alarm? THIS SHOW.


Alek: *is sweet*
Chloe: *lampshades it*
Alek: *immediately ruins it for himself*


Brian: Don't grab her like that.
THANK YOU.
Brian: *is a pig to Pig Alek, because for some reason he took stupid pills and thinks following his asshole dad's advice in this area is completely warranted*
Chloe: OH FUCK NO.
Brian: I thought he was hurting you. *but backs down immediately and slinks away*


*Chloe goes in cargo crate because she is an IDIOT*
How much do I love that they have Chloe yelling for Alek to help her, but they have her do it in such a way that it's STRATEGIC and isn't about Chloe being helpless and scared, but knowing full well of their shared Mai abilities? A+ show.
Alek breaks her out. *They fight seemlessly and are bad ass*


Cat Hat: I am sorry for acting like a pig seeing you as a piece of cattle. I respect you. I respect your agency.
Yeah he's mopey and whiny but it's better than Alek who is not just a sexist douche canoe, he's also a misogynistic douche canoe now because we have canon confirmation he HATES Chloe's qualities, not just frustrated by them, and wants to control her and change them. Not cool.


NOOOO why must show break up Chloe's mom and Hot Guy? I wanted Chloe to have a little Vanessa sister who kept her secrets and covered for her to their lovey dovey parents. :C Plus that Hot Guy was hot and so was his voice.


God as usual Cat Hat and his family's scenes drag but I am expecting some serious pay off. Right? Right?


ONTO EP 10
1x09



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